#4 “The Perfect Excuse”

I don’t have time to write what I want to write to say what I want to say to convey all the ideas I have. So, I concoct this: the perfect excuse.

#8

“There are things I wish I hadn’t said” should be my life’s motto. It should stand engraved under a crest, of a man, a duck, and an ass. “He never really learned anything at all” is what they will print when I’m dead. My obituary will be read by a few, who are older, dumber,… Continue reading #8